If you aren't one of the Mark Zuckerman subscribers at Nats Insider, lemme tell you--you're missing out. The (uncensored) audio on the Eddie Guardado story about being "traded" to the Nationals is classic. Go over there and kick Mark ten bucks to get the file. You won't regret it. And just wait till he asks Scott Olsen what happened with Randy Messenger. And when he asks Elijah Dukes for dating tips, that'll be classic. But the kicker will be when he starts asking players for their best Jim Bowden stories. You won't want to miss it.