How Dmitri Is Spending the Lerners' $10 million

I guess now we know why he couldn't stop eating. Rim-shot! From the Bloomington Pantagraph:

Ex-Cardinal Dmitri Young jailed in Bloomington

BLOOMINGTON -- Former major league baseball player Dmitri Young was arrested by McLean County Sheriff's Department police early Monday on preliminary charges of possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana.

Young posted $100 bond and was released from McLean County Jail later Monday. Officials at the jail said he had no court date scheduled.

Young, 36, who listed a Fort Lauderale, Fla., address, played for the St. Louis Cardinals, Cincinnati Reds, Detroit Tigers and Washington Nationals.

Young, whose last major league action was with the Nationals in 2008, is currently a bench coach with the Oakland County Cruisers of the Frontier League.