So Barack Obama is going to throw out the first pitch at the Nationals' home opener. You know what this means, right? Another step towards socialism. You think it's a coincidence that this team has used the advertising slogan "get your RED on"? And what's it called when the government forcibly takes over a private industry? NATIONAL-ization! Ha! Coincidence? I don't think so. By the way, has anyone seen Stan Kasten's birth certificate? I fear for my country.